There are many horrible yet funny quotes in the trollfic, Starkit's Prophecy.


•"There is a prophecy!" She said, "Out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil Tiger and Holly."-Bluestar

•Starkit woke up and sunlight was in the branches-Narrator

•Just because her mom used to be a ShadowClan cat and her dad was Jayfeather, the medicine cat, didn't mean she was different!-Starkit's Thoughts

•Lol i update fast don't i? Review or ill hit you over the head with a frying pan XDD- xdark.rosesx's author note.

•Was she really special like the prophecy meowed?-Starkit's thoughts

•"Starpaw's so kawaii, look at her eyes and her fur."-Firestar's thoughts

•They trained for a while more. Starpaw beat Firestar 8 more times. Once she let him win to make him feel better, and by the last win, she was a little tired.-Narrator on Starpaw's first training session

•She loved Starpaw (NOT IN THAT WAY U SICKOS) (homophobe, much? XD and wait... WE'RE the sickos? EXCUSE ME, xdark.rosesx was the one who suggested it)-Narrator on Flamepaw and xdark.rosesx on her relationship with Starpaw

•FLAMERS UR ALL SATANISTS!!!1!! anyone who doesn't liek the story is a Satanist because starpaw has such a strong connection with starclan and that's why you don't like it, it's cause u don't like GEEZUS (it is here that many readers say the author lost what very, very few 'likable' points they had)-Author Note

•Greystripe looked at her. "Will you be my mate?" He asked. "Omigosh, Greystripe! That's so nice!" Starpaw screamed, "But Firestar already asked me."-Starpaw to Graystripe

•"What are you trying to do? Molest me?!"-Starpaw to Blackstar

•"Well then, let me tell you a story," said Jayfeather, and he sat down. "Once upon a time there were a few cats that I licked." "Who were they?!" said Starpaw, sniffing. "Their names were Dawnsparkle...and stick." Said Jayfeather-Jayfeather telling Starpaw his story.

•And then, she turned into...A BARE! "GASP!" Gasped everyone! It was a bear!-Narrator and Everyone

•"IMA SHAPSHITTER!" Said Hollyleaf joyously.-Hollyleaf on her canon-defiling powers

•With a roar like a volcano erection she jumped at Stargleam.-Narrator on Hollyleaf

•Everyone jumped at the hoe-bear.-Narrator on the reaction to Hollyleaf's "Shap-shitting" powers

•"NO! Nuhstreet!" She thought madly.-Starglaem

•Stargleam! I will get you for this!" said Lakepaw as Satanclaw dragged her away to HellClan. He was wearing pink nail polish.-Narrator and Lakepaw

•And he held out... SOME JEW!-Narrator on Tigerstar

•StarStar ahd(had?) HolyLeaf pined(pinned?) down when suddenly... SHE FELT A MOVIE INSIDE HER!-Narrator on Stargleam realizing she was expecting kits

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